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THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS JUST A REPOST, I ACTUALLY COPIEDPASTAED IT LONG AGO FROM http://ozarashi.vox.com/library/post/oh-chan-relationship-rumors—-the-good-the-bad-the-ugly.html~(have also shared this article in my Satoshi Ohno fanpage) OBVIOUSLY THIS IS VOX WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, FOR NEW ARASHI FANS, VOX HAS BEEN THE HOME FOR ARASHI FANS ONLINE MANY YEARS AGO AND ITS DEAD NOW :””(

ANYWAY AGAIN,THIS IS NOT MINE…I CAN NEVER BE SURE WHICH OF THESE ARE ACTUAL RUMORS OR JUST MADE UP STORIES BY THE AUTHOR, BUT ANYWAY IT’S HILARIOUS, ENJOY READING

From http://ozarashi.vox.com/library/post/oh-chan-relationship-rumors—-the-good-the-bad-the-ugly.html

Oh-chan Relationship Rumors - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

• May 18, 2008 at 11:59 PM
• 41 comments 

OK, so I have not turned Arashians off by posting about Oh-chan LOVE rumors…yet…or maybe those who would not have liked the story actually read my warning and did not read it … GOOD.

So, here is another warning just to make sure I do not offend anyone…

This post consists mainly of RUMOR about Ohno kun’s relationship. I may refer to comments by Ohno made for public (at concert, in mag interview, press conf, during TV program etc.) which may be seen as TRUTH (if Ohno said it…). However knowing what journalists are like, plus JE being a BUSINESS,  I personally do not believe everything to be TRUTH even if Ohno supposedly said it and is published in a mag or whatever…there are things like restrictions on what idols can say, EDITING is another favourite…there is also things like SCRIPT…maybe I am too much of a skeptic… but hey, remember…the truth is out there…but only Ohno knows the truth!

*If you read his answers to relationship related questions, you do find Ohno’s answers are amazingly consistent…to the point I suspected ‘script” at times…LOL

Anyway, some rumors are plain crack up…some yaoi fangirl dreaming/fantasising…but I have included them anyway just for fun…

As the title say, this post includes THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY rumors, ok?

I came across those rumors while reading up on my beloved Oh-chan…

Last confirmation and clarification…

rumor  (rū’mər) 

n.

1. A piece of unverified information of uncertain origin usually spread by word of mouth.
2. Unverified information received from another; hearsay.

Don’t sue me for a broken heart, yo!

Oh-chan’s Relationship Rumors THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY

First Love - Hatsukoi - 初恋　- Sae chan (Ohno around 11 years old)

• His first love was a girl called Sae chan at his primary school (Oh-chan was in grade 5)
• He asked her to go out with him saying 『俺を支えてくれ』 “I want you to be my support”
• Not sure what actually happened …did she say YES???
• Sae chan moved and changed school in grade 6…
• Oh-chan saw her again in 2006 after so many years…( not sure about what kind of circumstances…if they just bumped into each other, or somehow one or the other made a contact, or if it was one of those reunion party thing…or other occasions…???It was in Setagaya…)

He has talked about her in:

• Various Mag interviews/articles
• Shonen Club 
• Mago Mago Talk

Famous Kyoto rumors- The Older Dancer (Ohno somewhere between 16-18years old) 

• When he was in Kyoto, he started going out with an older dancer (the dancer) who was a back dancer of Kyo to Kyo play he was also starring in.
• The dancer had a child when they met and was a single parent - they dated for 2 years but broke up when Ohno went back to Tokyo.
• The dancer had a child when they met and was a single parent - they dated for 2 years but broke up when Ohno went back to Tokyo even though they still had feelings for each other.
• The dancer had a child when they met and was a single parent - they dated for 2 years and Ohno proposed to her but she rejected his proposal…they kept going out together but after Ohno went back to Tokyo, they ended up breaking up due to the distance…
• The dancer had a child when they met and was a single parent - they dated for 2 years but JE made them break up after Ohno’s Arashi debut even though they still loved each other *sob,sob*
• The dancer had a child when they met and was a single parent and they are still together after 10 years.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and gave birth to a child - rumored to be Ohno’s and they later broke up when Ohno went back to Tokyo.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and gave birth to a child - rumored to be Ohno’s and they are still together now with 3 children.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and gave birth to a child - rumored to be Ohno’s and they are still together now with 3 children and they are planning to get married soon.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and gave birth to a child - rumored to be Ohno’s and they are still together now with 3 children - the dancer and the kids live in Kyoto and Ohno does not see them much due to his work commitments but they are a happy family.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and gave birth to a child - rumored to be Ohno’s but they later broke up.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and JE told Ohno to tell her to have an abortion and she did and they broke up when Ohno went back to Tokyo.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and JE told Ohno to tell her to have an abortion but she did not and Ohno and the dancer secretly got married.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and JE told Ohno to tell her to have an abortion but she did not and Ohno and the dancer secretly got married and now have 3 children.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and JE told Ohno to tell her to have an abortion but she did not. Ohno and the dancer kept going out together but broke up when Ohno went back to Tokyo after Kyo to Kyo finished.
• The dancer did not have a child when they met but later got pregnant and JE told Ohno to tell her to have an abortion but she did not…but it turned out is was not Ohno’s but was a child of a bloke the dancer was going out with just before she started going out with Ohno…they kept going out together but broke up when Ohno went back to Kyoto…

*On few occasions, Ohno has said in interviews etc. that he has had an experience where he broke up with a girlfriend not because they no longer cared for each other etc…many say he is referring to this older dancer…

*On few occasions, Ohno has said that he likes older women, and/or that he has had a period in his life where he was attracted to much older person (like 10 years older) etc. - many say he is referring to the older dancer again here…

*Ohno has also said that he once broke up with a girlfriend and took him 2 years to get over her etc. - Many say that this is also the older dancer Ohno is talking about…

There are many other variations of the Dancer story…LOL

Famous Kyoto rumors- The Playboy (Ohno somewhere between 16-18years old) 

• Ohno played the field big time in Kyoto sleeping around and having fun…
• Ohno played around with prostitutes since they were “professionals” and could be trusted not to talk to the media
• Ohno played around with prostitutes since they were “professionals” and could be trusted to perform well in the sack…
• Ohno played the field and broke many hearts…
• Ohno played the field and made some girls have abortions…
• Ohno got half the Kyoto population (all females in Kyoto prefecture) pregnant…

There are many other variations of the Playboy story as well…including the ones with Ohno’s child turning up at his door step stories…LOL

Ohno is GAY rumors 

Ohno was going out with Hara in Kyoto (some say they are still together)

• Because they shared a room in Kyoto
• Because Hara was often openly affectionate with Ohno, hugging him and kissing him on his cheeks and etc. etc.
• Because one day the lift door opened and there was Hara and Ohno holding each other and Hara sort of kissing Ohno on his cheek…(Ohno later publicly made an announcement saying Hara and him were not Homo…the list incident was a hige misunderstanding…he made this announcement on stage Kyo to Kyo time…apparently)
• Because they are still good friends…???

Ohno was going out with Machida in Kyoto (some say they are still together)

• Because they used to be ALWAYS together…(Jr time - OhMachi Combi)
• Because they were Pair of Fairies…
• Because they were Twin Shinme…
• Because they do “couples things” like calling each other often, sending cute mails, never forgetting birthdays and anniversaries (JE joining date anniversary) and giving each other gifts for no occasions, and wearing matching caps and…and…and…go on and on and on …
• Because they are good friends …too good …not normal for boys to be such close friends…
• Because it is FATE…they are meant to be…

*Ohno was going out with…by the sound of it every JE member you can think of  back in Kyoto…

Ohno once dated Sho Sakurai (some say they are still together) 

• Apparently, Ohno was out drinking with Ku-yan. When it was time to go home, Ohno insisted he be picked up by Sho-kun rather than catching a taxi. It was really late…but Ohno rang Sho-kun and Sho-kun actually came to pick Ohno up from a pub…Ku-yan wrote about this incident in his blog - but soon later he erased the post. This solidified the persisting rumor that Ohno and Sho were in fact dating…
• Sho publicly admits that he is a SATOSHI MANIA (as in Satoshi expert to the degree of a stalker sort of expression) confessing that he knows a lot about Ohno.
• Sho said recently that when he runs out of lip cream, he asks Ohno for some. Ohno takes some off his lips then apply it to Sho’s lips… 
• Ohno often says that Shokun is kawaii…

Ohno once dated Jun Matsumoto (some say they are still together) 

• Jun kun openly shows affection and admiration towards Ohno often. Jun can be seen putting his arm around Ohno’s waist or shoulders frequently and Jun often “stares” at Ohno lovingly…(think Calendar pic… )
• Jun’s doS and Ohno is doM…??

Ohno once dated Kazunari Ninomiya (some say they are still together) 

• They are constantly together and touching each other all the time…Especially Nino - groping Ohno’s bottom frequently etc. They also confess their love to each other like this. And often seen commenting how much they love each other or that they are dating or that they have broken up or….you know what they are like…hehehe

Ohno once dated Masaki Aiba (some say they are still together) 

• Because often in mag interviews, they pick each other as answer for “if you were a girl, who would you like to date/marry” questions…

Other Gay relationship rumors…

• Ohno is dating Ku-yan (the “friend” he often talks about - the one with the pet shark, the apartment Ohno uses as his art studio…etc…supposedly is Ku-yan - they are practically half living together…)
• Ohno is gay and dating an unknown male
• Ohno is dating (?) Johnny Kitagawa…
• Ohno is dating…everyone…LOL 

And of course as a part of Gay rumors…OhMiya SK need a mention…OhMiya SK (Taka & Yuji) are singing dancing duo also a love love couple…Taka got pregnant and he gave birth to their child, fruit of their union, called “Kinniku Home Run” currently exhibited at a dome somewhere in Japan…LOL

The Urban Myth - Ippannjinn (non-entertainment related female) 

• 2channneru (anonymous online discussion board) has talked about Ohno’s girlfriend (some say her name is Mika) over and over and over again… She is meant to be the long-term girlfriend of Ohno’s from Kyoto time. She was meant to have  been pregnant by Ohno a few times and blah blah blah…
• Some say that this person is just a deranged ohno fan and stareted the rumor herself
• Some say that she is not a deranged fan but actually a real girlfriend of Ohno…
• This rumor has been one of the most persistent an recurring one and meant to have been substantiated by the comments/posts by this Mika san which contained information not yet public at the time of comments/posts such as  where Ohno was (on location) or his work schedule or other private information…

Ohno is daing Kimika

Kimika Yoshino was in 2003 Sengoku pu -　and there have been many date ‘sightings” reported since then. Ｋｉｍｉｋａ　Ｙｏｓｈｉｎｏ　Wiki information、Ｋｉｍｉｋａ　Ｙｏｓｈｉｎｏ　Ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ　Ｋｉｍｉｋａ’s blog (there is also a link to older blog from the current blog) 

Ohno & Kimika rumor got bigger and bigger and although never　specifically “named”. Kimika apparently often writes about (or used to write about) Ohno in her blog saying “a friend”…

One of her blog entry contained a Mentai Doll (some tourist souvenir thing from Fukuoka area) photo - which she supposedly got from Ohno who was in Fukuoka doing a concert around the same time as the blog post. This rumor sort of died down now

Ohno is dating ＭｉｎａｍｉAnother pretty persistent rumor with occasional “sightings” of them dating reported on online discussion board such as 2channeru and others…some newspapers and gossip mags have also reported Ohno & Minami dating rumors (and breaking up rumors)…

This rumor is still ongoing with fresh “sightings” frequently being reported… I mentioned this rumor in  previous post ”Ｍｉｎｉ　Ｉｎｆｏ　Ｏｈｎｏ　ｋｕｎ - Old AnS related - incl. Rumor” 

Ohno is not interested in sex or relationship legend

• Because Ohno gets turned on by FISH rather than human beings
• Because Ohno is more into Nendo (clay) and Jyushi (resin/plastic) than human beings
• Because Ohno is more into drinking than girls…
• Because Ohno is more into Steak dinner with his manager than girls…

That is about all of The Good, The Bad, The Ugly relationship rumors I have heard so far…

Remember…they are just RUMORS…when you read the full post, I am sure that most of you can laugh about it because there are so many rumors that are so CONFLICTING to the max its only laughable… that is what I personally found interesting the most…

AGAIN THIS IS NOT MY ARTICLE I AM ONLY REPOSTING, AND PLEASE JUST LAUGH, DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I BELIEVE THIS IS MEANT TO GIVE YOU READERS A SMILE~ <3

I remember Riida complaining because the media kept on saying that he already has a child :)) 

And LMAOing at the other rumors XDDD ESPECIALLY THE GAY PART XDD HAHAHAHA!!!

Hahaha, this is amazing, some people really have a lot of fantasy xD